Pepe the Professional  

Pepe is truly a jack of all trades, and master of most. In his many years as a computer professional Pepe has developed an impressive portfolio of achievements. However, Pepe wasn't always the great success he is today. His first business venture, a PvP file trading platform known as LemonWare©, failed catasatrophically when it was hacked by the heavy-metal band Dethklok for reasons of alleged copyright infringement.


While still an undertoad, Pepe did a lot of freelance work designing and building commercial web sites. He single-handedly built askjeebus.com just as a demonstration for his first HTML class. Many wise employers had their eyes on this young upstart, and Pepe began a very prosperous career as a a journeyman web framer and joiner. However, young Pepe always had higher ambitions. "Reach for the stars!"


Here we can see Pepe working out the bugs on his most valuable intellectual property to date, the Dongulus Stiff virtual dating simulator. This project is now available for early-access on Sssss, and has consistently broken sales records with every iteration. This is but one of his many professional accomplishments. Pepe is a busy frog. You can count on Pepe to deliver a product on-time and that exceeds expectations!