Most Honorable Pepe  

Though few of his contemporaries would believe it, Pepe is, in fact, a highly decorated war hero. Under his command, the Ion Cannon Battallion succesfully liberated the Hasbro Hotel from an occupation by hostile forces. Pepe personally led the mission to rescue the Sandwich Isles in the Gulf of Mexico War. For his exceptional service he has been knighted by the Scottish crown.


But Pepe is more than just a courageous warrior. He is also a rather talented musician in his own right. His hit single "Never Gonna Give Up on You" was at the top of the Corkboard charts for many months after it's release, and has sold over nine trillion copies. For this outstanding achievement, Pepe has been inducted into the Adult Contemporary Hall of Fame.